I may have found the solution to all those Ethiopian kids throwing rocks at passing cyclists. See this story. http://dvice.com/archives/2012/10/ethiopian-kids.php
As the story says:
“What happens if you give a thousand … tablet PCs to Ethiopian kids who have never even seen a printed word? Within five months, they’ll start teaching themselves English while circumventing the security on your OS to customize settings and activate disabled hardware. Whoa.”
So we just need to drop tablets in every village we pass through a few weeks before we get there and all the kids will be so busy geeking it they won’t even see us.
Don’t forget to donate to the Sickle Cell Foundation of Tanzania.